“This is Archbishop Archibald. His boss (God) is looking for a networking solution for cloud computing, but he personally believes demons live inside computers. He wants a way to make his boss happy but also stick to his personal values.”

CJ

@chostett

When someone asks me to make a customer persona with no real data or interviews, perhaps I should treat this as a request to generate DnD characters.

2/1/2021, 7:20:21 PM

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CJ

@chostett

“This is Hrothgar the Bold. He has entered your store to buy a fine axe and is motivated by slaying for the honor of his country.

He experiences pain around purchasing online because he wants to use only silver coin.”

2/1/2021, 7:20:21 PM

Favs: 6

Retweets: 0

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CJ

@chostett

“This is Soon-Yi. She has come to your app looking for 20th century technology to blend in because she is hiding from the time police.

She wants a safe and secure way to checkout as a guest.”

2/1/2021, 7:20:22 PM

Favs: 5

Retweets: 0

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CJ

@chostett

“This is Archbishop Archibald. His boss (God) is looking for a networking solution for cloud computing, but he personally believes demons live inside computers.

He wants a way to make his boss happy but also stick to his personal values.”

2/1/2021, 7:20:22 PM

Favs: 5

Retweets: 1

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